Total fake. They misspelled “Muslin”.

Never enough hands problem solved!

Hey, I useta live in New Jersey and it was nothing like that. Oh, wait, yes it was. My bad.

Thanks, Ben. I did not know the original source of the steve jobs pic…I thought it was apple pr pic or something.

Pretty much. And I don’t even like star wars.

Maybe not, but Travel Channel does.

Megan McCain is the most boring.