Your personality and dreams could fuel a country. Some people don’t understand your appeal, but those people are delusional! You’re a champion, a true intellectual, and most of your friends love it when you’re around.
Everyone loves you. You’re perfect. Creative, smart, edgy. You’re the leader of rock and all the amazing things that come with it. Few people will try to bring you down, but never mind them! You’re the best to ever do it.
You’re the dual-axe wielding, mythological wizards of rock. You’re unquestionably legendary, but still often misunderstood. People will either love you or hate you. Ramble on, you multi-talented visionary you!
You’re trippy, hip, and extremely detail oriented. Some may call you underrated, but you’ll always be happy just doing you. You’re a bonafide rebel. Keep on riding the gravy train.
You’re a bit strange, but that’s obviously a good thing. Your fringe personality keeps the gods in the heavens and the monsters locked underneath everyone’s bed. Bats and doves are no match for your greatness. Keep on rocking, you’re the sage of classical rock.
“Come on, man. I had a rough night and I hate the freaking Eagles, man!”- The Big Lebowski. What the Dude failed to mention is that everybody loves you. You’re smart, funny, and always down for a good time.