The 11 Most Important Celebrity Lumps Of All Time

If celebrity bulge rankings exist, why shouldn’t lumps be held to the same standard?

All lumps were ranked and measured on a scale of zero to five Lumpy Space Princesses. Each special lump was ranked by its curve and prominence to determine the rank.

11. These soft, mouthwatering lumps.

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Why they’re important: because they’re first thing you wanna spoon in the morning.

Lump Rating: 0.5 out of 5 LSPs

10. These bad bad bad lumps, ooh.

Why they’re important: because you feel real dirty when you cup ‘em.

Lump Rating: 1 out of 5 LSPs

9. These fine ass golden brown lumps.

Why they’re important: because you wanna lick up every last piece.

Lump Rating: 1.5 out of 5 LSPs

8. These large, puffy lumps.

Why they’re important: because they’ll take you on a sweet ride.

Lump Rating: 2 out of 5 LSPs

7. These lumps that’ll leave you extra thirsty.

Why they’re important: because when they’re around, you’re breaking a sweat.

Lump Rating: 2.5 out of 5 LSPs

6. These seductive, hair covered lumps.

Why they’re important: because they’re spudtacular.

Lump Rating: 3 out of 5 LSPs

5. These lumps that you simply need in your life.

Why they’re important: you just wanna give them a big ol’ squeeze and maybe eat ‘em up after.

Lump Rating: 3.5 out of 5 LSPs

4. These intergalactic lumps.

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Why they’re important: because they’re naturally drawn to bikinis.

Lump Rating: 4 out of 5 LSPs

3. These royal and perfect lumps.

Why they’re important: because oh my GLOB.

Lump Rating: 4.5 out of 5 LSPs

2. These squishy, curvaceous lumps.

Why they’re important: because they were the most dimensional parts of the ’90s.

Lump Rating: 5 out of 5 LSPs

1. These lumps that are just spilling over and can’t be contained.

Why they’re important: they’ll make you howl like the hound dog you are.

Lump Rating: INFINITE LSPs

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