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21 Unbelievably Terrible Pickup Lines That Actually Worked

Reddit users shared their worst pickup attempts, and the results were much more successful than you’d expect.

1. For the cat lover.

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2. For the anti-gym rat.

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3. For the pub dweller.

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4. For the awesome friend.

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5. For the mother duckers.

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6. For the apple lovers.

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7. For people crazy about spicy pie.

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8. For the gummy bear connoisseur.

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9. For the language expert.

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10. For the hip-hop heads.

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11. For those stopping “in the name of love.”

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13. For the milk fans.

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14. For the seafood lover.

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15. For moist towelette haters.

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16. For those who watch too much ESPN.

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17. For the undercover pirate.

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18. For the freshly knighted.

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19. For the lightly offensive joke teller.

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20. For the worst friends on the face of the earth.

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21. And for those still afraid of cooties.

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See the entire thread on Reddit here.

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