This is why you couldn’t come to my Thanksgiving dinner, you being scared of dinner parties, and all.
If you hate playing the lottery, you might suffer from this phobia, which is the fear of numbers.
Remus Lupin’s fear, which is that of the moon.
“Get off my lawn!” is what you might say if you are an adult who loathes and fears youths.
Oh, you’re scared of me speaking my mind, then you might have this phobia, which is the fear of opinions.
The fear of knees, or, the reason you never wear shorts in the summer.
This one is infinitely scary, since it is fear of the figure 8.
All teen boys must suffer from this phobia since it is the fear of wet dreams.
If you ask a celebrity for an autograph and they decline, they may not be jerks but suffer from this phobia, which is the fear of writing in public.
Does this hit on your 30th birthday, since it’s the fear of being single?
If you were traumatized by The Omen, then you may have this phobia and it’s fear of the number 666.
I guess that trip to Amsterdam will never happen, at least not with a fear of Dutch people and culture.
Same goes for Paris if you’re afraid of French people and culture, as well.
Ironically, the fear of long words.
Dracula must have had this, because it is the fear of garlic.
Thanks to Stephen King’s It, most of us have coulrophobia, which is the fear of clowns.
I guess lemons are out of the question when you have a fear of sourness.
Fear of beautiful women? Good thing I don’t have this or else I would have never married my wife.
This is when you are afraid of things to your left side or just left-handed things (and people) in general. Did Joseph McCarthy suffered from this?
Conversely, this is when you fear things to your right.
It makes it really hard to enjoy Jethro Tull when you have a fear of flutes.
A fear of books is a sad fear, indeed.
No, this isn’t a fear of Glenn Danzig’s band, but a fear of Halloween, which just happens to be Danzig’s favorite holiday.
McDonald’s Grimace must be a nightmare when you fear the color purple.
You will never be accused of being a navel gazer, not with a fear of belly buttons.
Brian Wilson was right to market “Fear the beard” since some people actually do fear beards.
This is the fear of being/falling in love, so stay away, Cupid!
The reason you will never get a massage might be because you have a fear of hands.
This makes going out for sushi difficult since this is the fear of chopsticks.
“The good news is we pinpointed your phobia. The bad news is your phobia is a fear of good news.”
No matter how awesome the current one is, some people will always be frightened by the pope.
This phobia must be hard to deal with, since it the fear of having/seeing/thinking about an erect penis.
Yep, you can probably thank Michael Myers and his William Shatner mask for forever being scared of the date Friday the 13.
Can you be sued for having a fear of lawsuits?
Yes, you fear and hate
poetry, which is why I
made this a haiku.
Mr. Clean is your enemy when you have a fear of bald people.
I’m sure Peter Pan didn’t have this phobia; it’s fear of shadows.
If fairy tales have taught us anything, it is that we should all have this phobia, which is the fear of the woods in the night.
Everything. You are literally scared of everything.