1.
"Pizza really isn't that bad for you."
2.
"Don't worry, that's supposed to look like that."
3.
"The results came back… Seems you have a case of being awesome."
4.
"Here's my personal phone number. Feel free to call me anytime you've spent too much time on WebMD and have convinced yourself you're dying."
5.
"I know the lollipops are for kids but feel free to take as many as you want."
6.
"Open up and say what kind of ice cream you would like."
7.
"Next time no waiting room. Just tell them you're here to see me and come right on back."
8.
"The good news: You are healthy. The bad news: I actually don't have any bad news."
9.
"My hands are cold so I won't be touching you today."
10.
"If you're holding in a fart just let it go. I don't mind."
11.
"Does exercise really work? Who knows?"
12.
"Time for your shots…of whiskey!"
13.
"Please, keep your clothes on."
14.
"That mole looks weird, let me… Wait, it's just chocolate. My bad."
15.
"I hated Patch Adams."
16.
"Your weight is perfect and you carry it well."
17.
"Don't worry, the bill has been taken care of by the handsome gentleman over there."
