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19 Things Men Over 30 Should Never Wear

Actually, under 30 too.

1. Fedoras.

2. Those diaper pants.

3. Choker necklaces.

4. Crazy-busy shoes.

5. Running shoes as everyday shoes.

6. Capes.

7. Dangly earrings.

8. Crocs.

9. Overalls.

10. Mock turtlenecks.

11. Uggs.

12. Skull jewelry when you are not in fact a sorcerer.

13. Duster coats.

14. A tie + vest + no shirt combo.

15. Free T-shirts from your bank.

16. Nut-hugging pants.

17. Wrists full of bracelets.

18. Flat-brimmed caps.

19. Really, anything Johnny Depp is wearing nowadays.