30 Cats Who Don't Want To Be Let Out Of The Bag

    Literally.

    Justin Abarca
    by Justin Abarca

    BuzzFeed Staff

    1. "This is my new home so see you L8ter."

    2. "I will be receiving my meals here from now on KTHXBAI."

    3. "Why do you keep saying I am so Inception? Is that a band?"

    4. "Can you move? You're blocking my view of the wall."

    5. "Bags are nature's sunscreen."

    6. "Hehehehe. They'll never even know I'm in here."

    7. "Like what I've done with the place? I decorated it myself."

    8. "What was I just talking about? Oh, yeah. Bags, duh?"

    9. "I'll take it! How's the street traffic noise from here?"

    10. "Where are you taking me? I don't grab your home and move you willy-nilly."

    11. "Just pretend you're groceries. They'll never notice."

    12. "Out? No."

    13. "Uh, yeah, I know this isn't technically a bag, but still."

    14. "Gary, you have to try this. It's AMAZING."

    15. "Some privacy, please?" Yeesh!"

    16. "Possession is 9/10 of the law."

    17. "Picking me up does nothing but make me want to puke on your shoes later."

    18. "Me? Just hangin'! LOL! But seriously take me down."

    19. "Have you ever just thought, 'Man, this bag completes me'?"

    20. "Sooo, your ten minutes is up. You said I could go next, remember?"

    21. "This is my impression of you."

    22. "I found that mascara you lost. It's mine now, but I thought I'd let you know anyway."

    23. "JUST LET ME LIVE MY LIFE!"

    24. "Just the thought of leaving this bag is too much to bear."

    25. "I'm like a centaur. Half cat, half bag."

    26. "I dare you to try and get this bag back. Go on, try your luck."

    27. "Surprise! I ain't budging!"

    28. "This will be the most expensive place I've ever pooped."

    29. "Do I literally have to spell it out for you?"

    30. "Well, you can't blame a dog for trying. I'll see myself out."