1.
The ability to write legibly.
2.
Memorizing more than two phone numbers.
3.
Knowing how to use a phone book.
4.
The most basic of auto maintenance.
5.
The most basic of home maintenance.
6.
The ability to read and use a real, handheld, paper map.
7.
Knowing how to tie multiple types of knots.
8.
Writing a check properly.
9.
Knowing how to sew more than a button.
10.
Knowing how to raise crops and livestock.
11.
Socializing like a human.
13.
Partner dancing without being gross.