The Cheez-It is a humble cheddar snack. One square inch of pure joy that makes everything just that much brighter.
1. Eating them makes you feel like you can do anything.
2. They stand alone and are like no other snack, no matter who may tell you otherwise.
3. They are the New York Yankees to Goldfish’s Trenton Thunder.
4. They come in a myriad of flavors that satisfy your every heart’s desire.
5. They are better than Wheaties at putting important people on the box.
6. They know how to stand out without being obnoxious.
“We taking a picture? Sure, I’ll stand in the back. No biggie.”
7. Cheez-Its can be enjoyed anywhere, like the open seas.
“Thumbs up” is right!
8. The Scrabble ones can be used to express the things you can’t say out loud, which are sometimes harsh…
10. There is really no better food to get you through a tough day.
11. Or when you just want to be alone.
Even hamsters are like, “Nom nom nom Cheez-It nom nom nom.”
13. They are versatile in their culinary usage, making everything they are a part of amazing.
14. People who don’t get the appeal of Cheez-Its are pitiful in their wrongness.
16. This truck doesn’t just deliver Cheez-Its, it delivers hope.
I like to believe that the white square is covering an “i” not an “o,” because that should be everyone’s personal mantra.