Expectation: Acing the written test.
Reality: Forgetting everything you read.
Expectation: You will parallel park like a pro.
Expectation: Driving your friends around will be awesome.
Reality: Your friends freak out, because "you're going too fast."
Expectation: You will not be a distracted driver.
Reality: Phone calls, eating, you name it.
Expectation: You will master the freeways and highways, proving you aren't scared.
Reality: It's like the freakin' Autobahn out there.
Expectation: You will sing in the car, not caring what other people may think.
Reality: You care what other people think.
Expectation: Road trips are going to be the best.
Reality: You're the only one with a drivers license, so you do all the driving.
Expectation: When you get pulled over you will handle it with class and dignity.
Expectation: You will not give in to road rage.
Reality: Someone cuts you off, and you become a monster.
Expectation: You will look super cool driving.
Reality: What you really look like.