4. “So where’s the rest of my treats? Surely this can’t be it.”
14. “I take it you’re not mad at me for destroying the wall anymore?”
15. “I guess wrapping presents is too much to ask nowadays.”
17. “I’m wishing that you will turn the lights on. I mean, what gives?”
19. “I’m not disappointed, I’m just well… I guess I am disappointed that there are no treats.”
20. “Just because you are doing a paleo diet doesn’t mean I want that for my birthday. No! Don’t take it! I’ll eat it.”
21. “So when you said there would be cupcakes, you meant a cupcake basket? Harumph.”
- The CIA has officially—but very quietly—admitted that some allegations about its torture program were true.
- The U.S. government is suing Ferguson, Missouri, after the city tried to change a negotiated police reform settlement.
- New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie has dropped out of the 2016 Republican presidential race after poor results in New Hampshire 🇺🇸