These 20 Couples Wearing Christmas Lights Will Give You Anxiety

Is this a thing? Why would they do something so dangerous?

1. Who thought this was a good idea? Christmas lights kill at least 9 people a year.

3. Even that typewriter is keeping a safe distance, just in case.

4. “Know what we should wear? Christmas light head-wreaths!” “Awesome idea, babe!” Famous last words.

5. Nothing accentuates a puka shell necklace like a string of lights. Oh, and the possibility of frying like a turkey.

6. SHIRTLESS? That is just tempting fate.

7. I don’t know what I dislike more? The danger of fire or that knit sweater.

8. There is exposed wood behind you! One spark and it all goes up in flames!

9. I have a feeling this was his idea.

10. “I love you, girl. But I love putting your life at risk by wrapping you in danger more.”

11. “Do you smell smoke?” “Sssh. It’s probably just the OH MY LORD YOUR PANTS ARE ON FIRE!”

12. “Come. Join us. We won’t hurt you. We promise.” — Christmas Lights

13. Ugh. Make it stop. That carpet isn’t flame retardant.

14. Are these lights even on? Because even off they are still a hazard.

15. OK, I like that sweater. Just a shame it will probably catch fire.

16. The couple who plays with (potential) fire together stays together, right?

17. Wait. Are those lit candles behind them? DO YOU EVEN HAVE FIRE INSURANCE?

18. That bun is about to be engulfed in flames in 3… 2… 1…

19. “C’mon. Put the lights around your neck.” “No. You already made me wear these antlers.”

20. Every time a couple wraps themselves in holiday lights, an angel gets his wings singed.

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