1. When someone leaves a cart like this.
2. When people ignore the "10 Items or Less" sign.
3. When you just want to buy bread, and someone cart-blocks you.
4. When these aren't stacked correctly.
5. When kids hustle cookies and candy outside the entrance.
6. When someone wants a price check then decides they don't want the item after all.
7. When a parent lets their kid throw a tantrum.
Awwww hellll no! I know you've had a long day, but your kid is literally tearing the store apart. Stop making dick moves, you apparent dick.
8. When someone tries to haggle the price at the register.
9. When the customer at the register in front of you needs to "run and get one thing."
10. When someone asks to jump ahead of you in line, and then takes forever.
11. When someone uses the self checkout to buy fruits or vegetables.
12. When someone wants to speak with the manager because an item isn't scanning.
13. When they've run out of these at the register.
14. When someone has to "check the ripeness" by touching all the fruit.
15. When people abuse free samples.
16. When people abandon meat products on a shelf ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE STORE.
17. When someone forgets their loyalty card and tries to use a phone number instead.
18. When someone obviously has a cold and wanders the store.
19. When people leave their cart in the middle of the aisle.
20. When someone crop-dusts the aisles.
