12 Awesomely Absurd Suggestions To Play The Next Batman

    Forget Ben Affleck, these are the casting choices Hollywood needs to consider. Thanks to Redditor Maxfieldo for starting it all!

    Justin Abarca
    by Justin Abarca

    BuzzFeed Staff

    1. Steve Buscemi as Batman

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    "I'm throwing rocks tonight. Mark it, Alfred."

    2. Zack Galifianakis

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    AKA The One-Man Batpack

    3. Sloth from The Goonies

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    "Heyyy youuu baddd guysssss!"

    4. Nicolas Cage as Batman

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    "Put the bunny in the box, Riddler!"

    5. Spider-Man

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    With great power comes great sweat from wearing two costumes.

    6. SpongeBob SquarePants as Batman

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    "Who lives in a bat-cave under his house? SPONGEBOB BATMAN!"

    7. Batman as Batman

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    No explanation needed.

    8. Miley Cyrus as Batman

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    "Like, stop y'all. I'm like, Batman, y'all."

    9. Grumpy Cat as Batman

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    "No."

    10. Gary Busey as Batman

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    "Woo hoo! This suit feels like a million star-crossed boa constrictors dancing the Charleston on my neurons."

    11. Alf as Batman

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    AKA Gordon ShumWayne

    12. Clark Gable as Batman

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    I get it.