3. The pitcher who forgot he dropped a banana peel next to the mound.
4. The soccer goalie who forgot that you need to make sure the ball doesn’t go in the net..
5. The skateboarder who forgot that the board goes under your feet.
6. The ping pong player who forgot that the paddle goes in your hand, not your crotch.
7. The tennis player who forgot you need more than a handle to play.
10. The mixed martial artist who forgot you’re supposed to punch the other guy.
11. The golfer who forgot he was a golfer and not a landscaper.
12. These rugby players who forgot celebrations don’t include headbutts.
21. The boogie boarder who forgot you need need water to boogie.
22. The snowboarder who forgot snowboarding on water is called wakeboarding.
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