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How Big Of A Dick Are You?

Do you like Nickelback?

Could you be friends with this guy?

You go on a date. Who pays?

Would you wear this?

Do you respond to missed calls and emails quickly?

Do you hold the door open for people?

How do you feel about gourmet food?

An asteroid is hurtling towards Earth and you have one last day. How do you spend it?

Your S.O. says "I love you" for the first time. What do you do?

A random person across the street trips and falls. You:

You are probably great at ping-pong, too, so that's pretty cool.

You, my friend, are a gentleman and a scholar.

It's OK, since you probably think quizzes like this are bullshit and for pussies. Time to drink a Monster and watch some _Finding Bigfoot_.

Complete and total DICK.

There is still some hope for you, but you are one tribal tattoo away from being a full-fledged dick. So, y'know, don't do that.

Dick-in-training

You're not really a dick, but you do think your shit don't stink and that you are better than everyone. Now that I think of it, yeah, you are a dick.

Congrats! You're a prick!

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