1. It’s that time of year again? Time sure does fly.
2. Totally forgot that my draft was today.
3. I don’t want to end up in last place like last year.
4. I probably should’ve done some research.
5. :: Googles “Top Fantasy Football players” ::
6. Cool, let me just take a quick peek at this and -– Wait? We’re starting now?!?!
7. OK. Be cool. I got this.
8. The first pick is someone who is auto-drafting?! Not. Fair.
9. I’M PICK 8? THAT’S THE WORST DRAFT POSITION!
10. Don’t panic. I can make this work.
11. I can probably get Jimmy Graham.
12. Or Peyton.
13. First couple picks are pretty obvious.
14. My turn is next.
15. NO! #7 took Peyton!
16. Fine. Jimmy Graham it is. Not that I’m complaining, but still.
17. Well, at least I have a few minutes to think about my next move –
18. How is it my turn again? Shit shit shit…
19. I choose Dez Bryant!
20. Crap! What have I done? I should’ve picked up a running back.
21. Eh, maybe there will be some decent ones when it gets back to me.
22. DeMarco Murray? Gone.
23. Alfred Morris? Gone.
24. Here I go with… Ryan Mathews? Ugh, I guess.
25. Any plan I had going into this draft has completely gone out the window.
26. Why am I doing this again?
27. I mean, the first year was a blast but now I get way too invested.
28. At least I’m not as into as some of the other people in the league.
29. ‘Cuz really it’s just a fun game peo– DID SOMEONE SERIOUSLY JUST DRAFT MAURICE JONES-DREW? LOLOLOLOL WHAT A LOSER!
30. Actually, that was kind of a good pick.
31. Kind of.
32. I should probably start thinking of a good team name.
33. “Graham Crackers?” Nah.
34. “Walk Dez Way?” Nope.
35. I know! I’ll draft Dan Bailey and be “Bailey Legal.”
36. What is taking so long? Isn’t someone on the clock?
37. Oh, right. It’s me. My bad.
38. I’ll take a chance on a rookie. Bishop Sankey may be promising.
39. Plus, “Sankey” is just fun to say.
41. After my starters, all my picks are question marks.
42. Sammy Watkins could be awesome.
43. Maybe Reggie Wayne will have an awesome year?
44. Someone took a defense. Crap, I’m like ten picks away.
45. I choose the Chicago Bears defense! Hahaha! Can’t believe they fell to me.
46. What do you mean the Bears defense sucks this year? NOOOOOOOOOOO!
47. How many rounds to do we have left?
48. Six more? Can I just auto-draft now?
49. Again, why am I doing this?
50. Just realized I have three more drafts after this.
51. We’re done? Already?
52. Actually, my team looks pretty good.
53. Yep, this year is my year.
54. Let’s go, Bailey Legal!