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100 Reasons Not To Go On A Diet

Bikini season can wait. Cannolis can’t.

1. Chocolate.
2. Taco Bell.
3. Boxed wine.
4. Bottled wine.
5. Wine in plastic cups at the park.
6. Crusty bread being dipped in French onion soup.
7. Make-Your-Own ice cream sundae bars.
8. Waffles dripping with syrup and butter.
9. Sour Patch Kids as you watch True Detective.
10. Beer.
11. Crispy bacon crunching in a BLT.
12. Choco Tacos.
13. Fried mac & cheese bites.
14. Guacamole.
15. Perfectly cooked spaghetti bolognese.
16. Fish & chips with just the right amount of malted vinegar on them.
17. Cereal milk.
18. Hot chocolate overflowing with marshmallows.
19. Pizza.
20. A wet burrito accompanied by a frosty Mexican cerveza.
21. Ribs slathered in BBQ suace.
22. Dry-rub ribs.
23. Chicken wings.
24. Carrot cake with cream cheese frosting.
25. Chicken pot pie with steam rising out of a small crack in it’s crust.
26. Fresh oysters with a Mignonette sauce.
27. Cheeseburgers.
28. Blue cheese dressing.
29. Donuts.
30. Donut holes.
31. Flakey, buttery croissants.
32. Milkshakes.
33. French fries.
34. Lox and bagels.
35. Bratwursts.
36. Whiskey.
37. Meatball subs with the cheese dripping all over the place.
38. Eggrolls.
39. Ooey, gooey, Philly cheesesteaks.
40. Pastrami on rye.
41. Bread, in general.
42. Pizza crusts dipped in ranch dressing.
43. Fudge.
44. Apple pie a la mode.
45. Doritos.
46. Loaded baked potatoes.
47. Eclairs.
48. Biscuits and gravy.
49. Grilled cheese and tomato soup.
50. Blooming onions.
51. Deep-fried Twinkies.
52. Oreos.
53. Deep-fried Oreos.
53. Clam chowder in bread bowl from the New Orleans square inside Disneyland.
54. Hot dogs.
55. Buttered popcorn at the movies.
56. Totino’s Pizza Rolls.
57. Lamb Vindaloo.
58. Cookies fresh out of the oven.
59. Eating all the samples at Costco.
60. Crackers in bed watching The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon.
61. Denver omelettes.
62. Hash browns.
63. Dim sum.
64. Prime rib au jus.
65. Thanksgiving dinner with all the fixings.
66. Fried chicken.
67. Five-layer dip.
68. Enchiladas.
69. Chocolate chip cannolis.
70. Lasagna.
71. Chow mein.
72. Brisket.
73. Suckling pig at a luau in Hawaii.
74. Cupcakes.
75. Giant pretzels.
76. All-You-Can-Eat sushi.
77. Fried calamari.
78. Fried clams.
79. Fried pickles.
80. Three bean chili topped with onions and shredded cheddar cheese.
81. Italian sub sandwiches.
82. Margaritas.
83. Pho.
84. Korean BBQ.
85. Pad thai.
86. Cioppino stew.
87. Butter.
88. Office birthday cake.
89. Nutter Butters.
90. Frozen yogurt heaped with your favorite toppings.
91. Potato salad.
92. Shaved ice on a warm Summer’s day.
93. Garlic knots.
94. Cheesecake.
95. Tiramisu.
96. Creme brûlée.
97. Rice Krispies Treats.
98. Fancy cocktails with umbrellas in them.
99. Drunk brunches.
100. You look fine already.

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