BuzzFeed - Darrell Davis, Jr http://buzzfeed.com/junior BuzzFeed, Find Your New Favorite Thing en Copyright 2013 BuzzFeed, Inc. Wed, 22 May 2013 20:03:10 -0400 editor@buzzfeed.com (http://www.buzzfeed.com/about) info@buzzfeed.com (http://www.buzzfeed.com/about) BuzzFeed http://www.buzzfeed.com/static/images/public/rss/logo.png http://buzzfeed.com/junior Regarding the deficit, here's a handy graph... http://www.buzzfeed.com/junior/regarding-the-deficit-heres-a-handy-graph-9yej-s5 Regarding the deficit, here’s a handy graph that I think speaks volumes. And the CBO projects that health reform will SAVE $118 billion over the first ten years, and $600 billion over the second ten years. Of course, you won’t hear those facts at a teabag rally. Another thing you won’t hear at a teabag rally is Democrats are historically the ones who give us budget surpluses. His holiness Ronald Reagan was almost as much a budgetary incompetent as Bush was. But again, you won’t hear that from a teabagger.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/junior/regarding-the-deficit-heres-a-handy-graph-9yej-s5 Wed, 14 Jul 2010 06:43:18 -0400 Regarding the deficit, here's a handy graph that I think speaks volumes. And the CBO projects that health reform will SAVE $118 billion over the first ten years, and $600 billion over the second ten years. Of course, you won't hear those facts at a teabag rally. Another thing you won't hear at a teabag rally is Democrats are historically the ones who give us budget surpluses. His holiness Ronald Reagan was almost as much a budgetary incompetent as Bush was. But again, you won't hear that from a teabagger. junior adult He's a danger to himself and... http://www.buzzfeed.com/junior/hes-a-danger-to-himself-and-9q6j-s5

He’s a danger to himself and others.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/junior/hes-a-danger-to-himself-and-9q6j-s5 Fri, 02 Jul 2010 15:20:39 -0400 He's a danger to himself and others. junior adult Thanks, turtlefeed! I've seen more cartoon... http://www.buzzfeed.com/junior/thanks-turtlefeed-ive-seen-more-cartoon-9el5-s5 Thanks, turtlefeed! I’ve seen more cartoon turtles than real turtles, and sometimes cartoon turtles take off their shells and are wearing underwear underneath, so you understand my confusion.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/junior/thanks-turtlefeed-ive-seen-more-cartoon-9el5-s5 Tue, 15 Jun 2010 21:05:44 -0400 Thanks, turtlefeed! I've seen more cartoon turtles than real turtles, and sometimes cartoon turtles take off their shells and are wearing underwear underneath, so you understand my confusion. junior adult Landslide, my ass. They're just trying to... http://www.buzzfeed.com/junior/landslide-my-ass-theyre-just-trying-to-93nf-s5 Landslide, my ass. They’re just trying to stall the panic while they scramble to bombard some astronauts with cosmic rays.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/junior/landslide-my-ass-theyre-just-trying-to-93nf-s5 Wed, 02 Jun 2010 02:28:28 -0400 Landslide, my ass. They're just trying to stall the panic while they scramble to bombard some astronauts with cosmic rays. junior adult Obviously the gap between "eat ice pops" and... http://www.buzzfeed.com/junior/obviously-the-gap-between-eat-ice-pops-and-8zzi-s5 Obviously the gap between “eat ice pops” and “play” was thoughtfully left for Photoshoppers.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/junior/obviously-the-gap-between-eat-ice-pops-and-8zzi-s5 Wed, 26 May 2010 20:53:41 -0400 Obviously the gap between "eat ice pops" and "play" was thoughtfully left for Photoshoppers. junior adult Florida Mosque Bombed; Nobody Cares http://www.buzzfeed.com/junior/florida-mosque-bombed-nobody-cares-s5

A pipe bomb was detonated inside a Jacksonville, Florida mosque over a week ago, and you still haven’t heard about it. The FBI is treating it as domestic terrorism.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/junior/florida-mosque-bombed-nobody-cares-s5 Thu, 20 May 2010 20:08:16 -0400 A pipe bomb was detonated inside a Jacksonville, Florida mosque over a week ago, and you still haven't heard about it. The FBI is treating it as domestic terrorism. junior adult Obvious? http://www.buzzfeed.com/junior/obvious-8op0-s5

Obvious?

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/junior/obvious-8op0-s5 Sat, 08 May 2010 07:54:25 -0400 Obvious? junior adult (He's... http://www.buzzfeed.com/junior/hes-8ns9-s5 (He’s green?)

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/junior/hes-8ns9-s5 Fri, 07 May 2010 03:56:23 -0400 (He's green?) junior adult The British aren't gluttonous enough for a... http://www.buzzfeed.com/junior/the-british-arent-gluttonous-enough-for-a-8lbn-s5 The British aren’t gluttonous enough for a stunt like this. American style would have made for a much better show.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/junior/the-british-arent-gluttonous-enough-for-a-8lbn-s5 Wed, 05 May 2010 19:36:11 -0400 The British aren't gluttonous enough for a stunt like this. American style would have made for a much better show. junior adult I think this dog perfectly encapsulates how we all... http://www.buzzfeed.com/junior/i-think-this-dog-perfectly-encapsulates-how-we-all-8n1a-s5 I think this dog perfectly encapsulates how we all feel about this.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/junior/i-think-this-dog-perfectly-encapsulates-how-we-all-8n1a-s5 Wed, 05 May 2010 18:52:05 -0400 I think this dog perfectly encapsulates how we all feel about this. junior adult Emmet Otter's Jug Band Christmas bloopers are... http://www.buzzfeed.com/junior/emmet-otters-jug-band-christmas-bloopers-are-8kpu-s5

Emmet Otter’s Jug Band Christmas bloopers are pretty cute, too.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/junior/emmet-otters-jug-band-christmas-bloopers-are-8kpu-s5 Mon, 03 May 2010 20:16:29 -0400 Emmet Otter's Jug Band Christmas bloopers are pretty cute, too. junior adult "Oh, shit! What do I do? Does anyone know what... http://www.buzzfeed.com/junior/oh-shit-what-do-i-do-does-anyone-know-what-8im1-s5 “Oh, shit! What do I do? Does anyone know what that sign means? Shit shit shit! If only the government had mandated that I speak the language on this sign, I’d know what to do! Arrrrrrrgh I guess I’ll just gun it.”

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/junior/oh-shit-what-do-i-do-does-anyone-know-what-8im1-s5 Thu, 29 Apr 2010 23:25:49 -0400 "Oh, shit! What do I do? Does anyone know what that sign means? Shit shit shit! If only the government had mandated that I speak the language on this sign, I'd know what to do! Arrrrrrrgh I guess I'll just gun it." junior adult When you find a non-white person at a teabagger... http://www.buzzfeed.com/junior/when-you-find-a-non-white-person-at-a-teabagger-8h6s-s5 When you find a non-white person at a teabagger rally, you should play it cool. Pretend it happens all the time. Don’t do what you did.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/junior/when-you-find-a-non-white-person-at-a-teabagger-8h6s-s5 Tue, 27 Apr 2010 21:15:38 -0400 When you find a non-white person at a teabagger rally, you should play it cool. Pretend it happens all the time. Don't do what you did. junior adult Tight on Peter as he wakes up. He opens... http://www.buzzfeed.com/junior/tight-on-peter-as-he-wakes-up-he-opens-85et-s5 Tight on Peter as he wakes up. He opens his eyes cautiously. Not knowing what to expect. PULL BACK to reveal that he is still in bed. All is normal. He breaths a sigh of relief. In fact… he feels pretty good. Lots of energy. He pulls back the covers and… Something is causing the sheet to stick to him. He lifts it, revealing a sticky, white mass completely covering him, gluing him to his bedding. It is some silky substance webbing him into the covers. He cries out in dismay… struggling to free himself from the gluey strands. Where did it come from? He notices his wrists… Yep.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/junior/tight-on-peter-as-he-wakes-up-he-opens-85et-s5 Sun, 11 Apr 2010 19:04:57 -0400 <i>Tight on Peter as he wakes up. He opens his eyes cautiously. Not knowing what to expect. PULL BACK to reveal that he is still in bed. All is normal. He breaths a sigh of relief. In fact&hellip; he feels pretty good. Lots of energy. He pulls back the covers and&hellip; Something is causing the sheet to stick to him. He lifts it, revealing a sticky, white mass completely covering him, gluing him to his bedding. It is some silky substance webbing him into the covers. He cries out in dismay&hellip; struggling to free himself from the gluey strands. Where did it come from? He notices his wrists...</i> Yep. junior adult See, he's a smart guy. He had a plan. ... http://www.buzzfeed.com/junior/see-hes-a-smart-guy-he-had-a-plan-7r93-s5 See, he’s a smart guy. He had a plan. I’d have waited too long and had to use 21 of them on the last A.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/junior/see-hes-a-smart-guy-he-had-a-plan-7r93-s5 Wed, 24 Mar 2010 08:02:41 -0400 See, he&#39;s a smart guy. He had a plan. I&#39;d have waited too long and had to use 21 of them on the last A. junior adult When I was four or five years old, mom sat me down... http://www.buzzfeed.com/junior/when-i-was-four-or-five-years-old-mom-sat-me-down-7obg-s5

When I was four or five years old, mom sat me down in front of the TV to watch this, which she apparently confused with David the Gnome, while she had a bath. I sat paralyzed, and to this day I think my older sister might be a troll. And I can’t believe nobody’s said Jaws. Lord. I even feared sharks in the bathtub. Honorable mention to the (original) Twilight Zone opening, what with the shrillness and the doll eye and the door.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/junior/when-i-was-four-or-five-years-old-mom-sat-me-down-7obg-s5 Sat, 20 Mar 2010 19:10:09 -0400 When I was four or five years old, mom sat me down in front of the TV to watch this, which she apparently confused with David the Gnome, while she had a bath. I sat paralyzed, and to this day I think my older sister might be a troll. And I can&#39;t believe nobody&#39;s said Jaws. Lord. I even feared sharks in the bathtub. Honorable mention to the (original) Twilight Zone opening, what with the shrillness and the doll eye and the door. junior adult Duhhhhhhhhhhhhh. http://www.buzzfeed.com/junior/duhhhhhhhhhhhhh-6uxm-s5 Duhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/junior/duhhhhhhhhhhhhh-6uxm-s5 Fri, 12 Feb 2010 07:42:23 -0500 Duhhhhhhhhhhhhh. junior adult Why, was a girl in the room? Because I think... http://www.buzzfeed.com/junior/why-was-a-girl-in-the-room-because-i-think-6w4j-s5

Why, was a girl in the room? Because I think it’s safe to acknowledge this one scene out of all of the Star Wars saga in front of girls.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/junior/why-was-a-girl-in-the-room-because-i-think-6w4j-s5 Fri, 12 Feb 2010 07:33:52 -0500 Why, was a girl in the room? Because I think it&#39;s safe to acknowledge this one scene out of all of the Star Wars saga in front of girls. junior adult To be fair, I have to write it down too. http://www.buzzfeed.com/junior/to-be-fair-i-have-to-write-it-down-too-6spy-s5 To be fair, I have to write it down too.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/junior/to-be-fair-i-have-to-write-it-down-too-6spy-s5 Mon, 08 Feb 2010 11:52:03 -0500 To be fair, I have to write it down too. junior adult Either I'm less of a geek than I thought, I... http://www.buzzfeed.com/junior/either-im-less-of-a-geek-than-i-thought-i-6p15-s5

Either I’m less of a geek than I thought, I misunderstood the criteria, or these people are frauds!

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/junior/either-im-less-of-a-geek-than-i-thought-i-6p15-s5 Wed, 03 Feb 2010 23:52:56 -0500 Either I&#39;m less of a geek than I thought, I misunderstood the criteria, or these people are <b>frauds!</b> junior adult