BuzzFeed - Darrell Davis, Jr

BuzzFeed - Darrell Davis, Jr http://buzzfeed.com/junior BuzzFeed, Find Your New Favorite Thing en Copyright 2008 BuzzFeed, Inc. Mon, 22 Mar 2010 11:28:38 -0400 nomail@example.com (http://www.buzzfeed.com/about) nomail@example.com (http://www.buzzfeed.com/about) When I was four or five years old, mom sat me down... http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=junior&buzz=when-i-was-four-or-five-years-old-mom-sat-me-down-7obg-s5&c=71HUPP7&u=75R37&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fjunior%2Fwhen-i-was-four-or-five-years-old-mom-sat-me-down-7obg-s5%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fjunior%2Fwhen-i-was-four-or-five-years-old-mom-sat-me-down-7obg-s5%2F

When I was four or five years old, mom sat me down in front of the TV to watch this, which she apparently confused with David the Gnome, while she had a bath. I sat paralyzed, and to this day I think my older sister might be a troll. And I can't believe nobody's said Jaws. Lord. I even feared sharks in the bathtub. Honorable mention to the (original) Twilight Zone opening, what with the shrillness and the doll eye and the door.

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/junior/when-i-was-four-or-five-years-old-mom-sat-me-down-7obg-s5 Sat, 20 Mar 2010 19:10:09 -0400 Duhhhhhhhhhhhhh. http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=junior&buzz=duhhhhhhhhhhhhh-6uxm-s5&c=71CA5L7&u=75R37&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fjunior%2Fduhhhhhhhhhhhhh-6uxm-s5%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fjunior%2Fduhhhhhhhhhhhhh-6uxm-s5%2F

Duhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

]]> http://buzzfeed.com/junior/duhhhhhhhhhhhhh-6uxm-s5 Fri, 12 Feb 2010 08:42:23 -0500 Why, was a girl in the room? Because I think... http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=junior&buzz=why-was-a-girl-in-the-room-because-i-think-6w4j-s5&c=71CA4T7&u=75R37&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fjunior%2Fwhy-was-a-girl-in-the-room-because-i-think-6w4j-s5%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fjunior%2Fwhy-was-a-girl-in-the-room-because-i-think-6w4j-s5%2F

Why, was a girl in the room? Because I think it's safe to acknowledge this one scene out of all of the Star Wars saga in front of girls.

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/junior/why-was-a-girl-in-the-room-because-i-think-6w4j-s5 Fri, 12 Feb 2010 08:33:52 -0500 To be fair, I have to write it down too. http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=junior&buzz=to-be-fair-i-have-to-write-it-down-too-6spy-s5&c=71BNL77&u=75R37&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fjunior%2Fto-be-fair-i-have-to-write-it-down-too-6spy-s5%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fjunior%2Fto-be-fair-i-have-to-write-it-down-too-6spy-s5%2F

To be fair, I have to write it down too.

]]> http://buzzfeed.com/junior/to-be-fair-i-have-to-write-it-down-too-6spy-s5 Mon, 08 Feb 2010 12:52:03 -0500 Either I'm less of a geek than I thought, I... http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=junior&buzz=either-im-less-of-a-geek-than-i-thought-i-6p15-s5&c=71AYG27&u=75R37&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fjunior%2Feither-im-less-of-a-geek-than-i-thought-i-6p15-s5%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fjunior%2Feither-im-less-of-a-geek-than-i-thought-i-6p15-s5%2F

Either I'm less of a geek than I thought, I misunderstood the criteria, or these people are frauds!

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/junior/either-im-less-of-a-geek-than-i-thought-i-6p15-s5 Thu, 04 Feb 2010 00:52:56 -0500 Checkmate, sir. http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=junior&buzz=checkmate-sir-6iqx-s5&c=719T127&u=75R37&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fjunior%2Fcheckmate-sir-6iqx-s5%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fjunior%2Fcheckmate-sir-6iqx-s5%2F

Checkmate, sir.

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/junior/checkmate-sir-6iqx-s5 Wed, 27 Jan 2010 18:31:42 -0500 Or maybe the WMD. http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=junior&buzz=or-maybe-the-wmd-68em-s5&c=717NYX7&u=75R37&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fjunior%2For-maybe-the-wmd-68em-s5%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fjunior%2For-maybe-the-wmd-68em-s5%2F

Or maybe the WMD.

]]> http://buzzfeed.com/junior/or-maybe-the-wmd-68em-s5 Thu, 14 Jan 2010 03:06:57 -0500 I think 14 is more of a "Jeffrey Combs in The... http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=junior&buzz=i-think-14-is-more-of-a-jeffrey-combs-in-the-64m0-s5&c=716XWQ7&u=75R37&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fjunior%2Fi-think-14-is-more-of-a-jeffrey-combs-in-the-64m0-s5%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fjunior%2Fi-think-14-is-more-of-a-jeffrey-combs-in-the-64m0-s5%2F

I think 14 is more of a “Jeffrey Combs in The Frighteners” baby.

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/junior/i-think-14-is-more-of-a-jeffrey-combs-in-the-64m0-s5 Fri, 08 Jan 2010 23:08:11 -0500 Maybe it was just the heavy metal, but. http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=junior&buzz=maybe-it-was-just-the-heavy-metal-but-5orx-s5&c=713XFB7&u=75R37&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fjunior%2Fmaybe-it-was-just-the-heavy-metal-but-5orx-s5%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fjunior%2Fmaybe-it-was-just-the-heavy-metal-but-5orx-s5%2F

Maybe it was just the heavy metal, but.

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/junior/maybe-it-was-just-the-heavy-metal-but-5orx-s5 Wed, 16 Dec 2009 04:35:19 -0500 Sometimes, on the internet, people say things they... http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=junior&buzz=sometimes-on-the-internet-people-say-things-they-5jdg-s5&c=712U097&u=75R37&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fjunior%2Fsometimes-on-the-internet-people-say-things-they-5jdg-s5%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fjunior%2Fsometimes-on-the-internet-people-say-things-they-5jdg-s5%2F

Sometimes, on the internet, people say things they don't mean in a sarcastic or ironic manner.

]]> http://buzzfeed.com/junior/sometimes-on-the-internet-people-say-things-they-5jdg-s5 Mon, 07 Dec 2009 16:08:45 -0500 I see Alice Braga. http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=junior&buzz=i-see-alice-braga-53vy-s5&c=7ZTAA7&u=75R37&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fjunior%2Fi-see-alice-braga-53vy-s5%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fjunior%2Fi-see-alice-braga-53vy-s5%2F

I see Alice Braga.

]]> http://buzzfeed.com/junior/i-see-alice-braga-53vy-s5 Tue, 10 Nov 2009 21:59:39 -0500 Hey, that guy mischaracterized the redesign of... http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=junior&buzz=hey-that-guy-mischaracterized-the-redesign-of-50ws-s5&c=7ZFFC7&u=75R37&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fjunior%2Fhey-that-guy-mischaracterized-the-redesign-of-50ws-s5%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fjunior%2Fhey-that-guy-mischaracterized-the-redesign-of-50ws-s5%2F

Hey, that guy mischaracterized the redesign of Mickey Mouse! rahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

]]> http://buzzfeed.com/junior/hey-that-guy-mischaracterized-the-redesign-of-50ws-s5 Sat, 07 Nov 2009 13:49:31 -0500 Ahhh if you look closely, that Socialist... http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=junior&buzz=ahhh-if-you-look-closely-that-socialist-4s38-s5&c=7XI6D7&u=75R37&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fjunior%2Fahhh-if-you-look-closely-that-socialist-4s38-s5%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fjunior%2Fahhh-if-you-look-closely-that-socialist-4s38-s5%2F

Ahhh if you look closely, that Socialist Jack's picture has been MIRRORED. Why? What does it mean?

]]> http://buzzfeed.com/junior/ahhh-if-you-look-closely-that-socialist-4s38-s5 Wed, 21 Oct 2009 21:10:49 -0400 He should go on the Double Dare Diet. Giant... http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=junior&buzz=he-should-go-on-the-double-dare-diet-giant-4rgt-s5&c=7XDE37&u=75R37&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fjunior%2Fhe-should-go-on-the-double-dare-diet-giant-4rgt-s5%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fjunior%2Fhe-should-go-on-the-double-dare-diet-giant-4rgt-s5%2F

He should go on the Double Dare Diet. Giant waffles if you win!

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/junior/he-should-go-on-the-double-dare-diet-giant-4rgt-s5 Tue, 20 Oct 2009 21:49:17 -0400 I think he's been using a banned... http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=junior&buzz=i-think-hes-been-using-a-banned-4mub-s5&c=7WG7M7&u=75R37&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fjunior%2Fi-think-hes-been-using-a-banned-4mub-s5%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fjunior%2Fi-think-hes-been-using-a-banned-4mub-s5%2F

I think he's been using a banned substance.

]]> http://buzzfeed.com/junior/i-think-hes-been-using-a-banned-4mub-s5 Tue, 13 Oct 2009 11:51:08 -0400 As played by Kevin Dillon. http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=junior&buzz=as-played-by-kevin-dillon-4l7f-s5&c=7W5AN7&u=75R37&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fjunior%2Fas-played-by-kevin-dillon-4l7f-s5%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fjunior%2Fas-played-by-kevin-dillon-4l7f-s5%2F

As played by Kevin Dillon.

]]> http://buzzfeed.com/junior/as-played-by-kevin-dillon-4l7f-s5 Sat, 10 Oct 2009 06:53:21 -0400 Sorry. http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=junior&buzz=sorry-4k1h-s5&c=7VY667&u=75R37&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fjunior%2Fsorry-4k1h-s5%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fjunior%2Fsorry-4k1h-s5%2F

Sorry.

]]> http://buzzfeed.com/junior/sorry-4k1h-s5 Thu, 08 Oct 2009 17:09:11 -0400 I'm pretty sure this is Jake Gyllenhaal, too... http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=junior&buzz=im-pretty-sure-this-is-jake-gyllenhaal-too-4fp9-s5&c=7V2N77&u=75R37&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fjunior%2Fim-pretty-sure-this-is-jake-gyllenhaal-too-4fp9-s5%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fjunior%2Fim-pretty-sure-this-is-jake-gyllenhaal-too-4fp9-s5%2F

I'm pretty sure this is Jake Gyllenhaal, too (and Ang Lee and Uma Thurman). Every time I start to hate Michael Cera, he pulls me back in.

]]> http://buzzfeed.com/junior/im-pretty-sure-this-is-jake-gyllenhaal-too-4fp9-s5 Wed, 30 Sep 2009 21:05:01 -0400 You're better at parsing than I... http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=junior&buzz=youre-better-at-parsing-than-i-45qp-s5&c=7T50F7&u=75R37&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fjunior%2Fyoure-better-at-parsing-than-i-45qp-s5%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fjunior%2Fyoure-better-at-parsing-than-i-45qp-s5%2F

You're better at parsing than I am!

]]> http://buzzfeed.com/junior/youre-better-at-parsing-than-i-45qp-s5 Mon, 14 Sep 2009 01:11:37 -0400 CBS pulled the original. http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=junior&buzz=cbs-pulled-the-original-435q-s5&c=7SPZA7&u=75R37&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fjunior%2Fcbs-pulled-the-original-435q-s5%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fjunior%2Fcbs-pulled-the-original-435q-s5%2F

CBS pulled the original.

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