Ten Ways I Embarrass Myself On BuzzFeed

A tech disaster, here's how I mortify myself on BuzzFeed almost every day.

1. I "love" some of my own posts. (How is this possible? Am I inadvertently clicking the heart?)

2. Am awarded special reactions and unwittingly apply them to my own articles.

3. Contact tech support daily.

4, Believe that Justin Bieber is a Kardashian.

5. Bitch about mid-life hormonal issues.

6. Gravitate to videos of people ruining weddings, being molested by bovines or wiping out when attempting back flips off of docks.

7. Publish amateurish photos of my cat. (She refuses to hold poses.)

8. Post articles with lackluster titles. (They seem cute at the time!) .

9. Admit to hopes of having my writing discovered.

And yet. . .

10. Am incapable of tagging my posts, ensuring they will never be seen or read.

By anyone.

Ever.