I think I’m gonna uninstall this app. This comes across as very unprofessional, they should have been telling you people to fuck off.

*taking his own life with a handgun while his children were in the next room.

Who eats pizza rolls with a fork? First world problems.

Wow famous people are nuts.

My quiz doesn’t work.

Would you vote for Barry Bonds or Rodger Clemens?

I’ll stop making fun when they stop existing. “I think you and I are destined to do this forever.”

Glad I don’t know any of them!

Why is that gay weasel kissing Kate Upton?

Klrorca… you do know you can just, you know… not watch the video.