Just give it to Conan.
Just give it to Conan.
What a jerk.
Whoever wins, we’re all losers.
Pretty sure I just pooped.
I just didn’t expect the “layer like incontinent midwesterners” comment.
So good. Man, they heydays were great.
“I told you never to call me here.”
I got Jerry. But I like weather.com!
Bostonites are some of the nastiest, most rude I’ve ever met. They need to stay in MA.
Yes please, blow your brains out. You give Indiana and Kentucky a bad name.
Uh, Batman beat Superman. Iron Man can’t even hurt “heat people.” He made his girlfriend do it. Batman +1.
Who’s that guy in the skirt?
I think I’m gonna uninstall this app. This comes across as very unprofessional, they should have been telling you people to fuck off.
*taking his own life with a handgun while his children were in the next room.
Who eats pizza rolls with a fork? First world problems.
Wow famous people are nuts.
My quiz doesn’t work.
Would you vote for Barry Bonds or Rodger Clemens?
I’ll stop making fun when they stop existing. “I think you and I are destined to do this forever.”
Glad I don’t know any of them!
Why is that gay weasel kissing Kate Upton?
Klrorca… you do know you can just, you know… not watch the video.
Crying because he just realized how poor his life choices are.
Of course they did because they knew the Obama administration would take credit for it. And of course they did.
What about poker?
I thought it was MTV. Oh, wait.
Wtf, no hearts! Accident!
Is it bad that a lot of these are in a stack in my basement still?
Thank God, now I can sleep.
Roll another up, Biebs.
Just say it when no one’s around like everyone else does.
“Epic.” Not since “awesome” has a word been used incorrectly so much.
You left out Ray Lewis stabbing a guy to death and Tom Brady getting his mistress pregnant.
Who cares? Everything on the internet is like an advertisement: if you ignore it, it’ll go away.
I don’t trust anything that comes from Anonymous. A group that goes out of their way to threaten to rape a teenage girl and make “memes” about it, holds absolutely no credibility with me. Neither should they with any of you; look it up.
Can you not start an article with “so”? I still remember that rule from 9th grade!
They’re crying tears of fear and they don’t even realize it.