Dear fashion world, I know plus size. I am plus size and that young lady is no plus size. Go eff yourselves. Thanks.

Mordane Stark- smuggler. Happy to be a Stark.

Allow me to quote my momma, “What a vulgar display of wealth.”

Wait…what? You can’t recycle pizza boxes? I put them in my recycle bin all the time. Guess I’ve been brazenly flouting the recycle rules. I suck.

I’ll take maturity and intelligence over fluff every single time. Go TinaAmy!

Do people actually buy these and wear them?

Roll black licorice jelly beans in a Bit-o-honey and stuff it in your pie hole. You, young writer person, fail at life.

Elmer’s Paste. It’s not just for breakfast anymore.

Man, we never had those cool tooth carriers when I was in elementary school. We would just wad the tooth in a Kleenex and hope we didn’t accidentally throw it out.

The Russian Reggae was a bonus.