1. Janeane Garofalo / Beth
Key quote: "Well guys, we've made it to the end of the summer in one piece, except for a few campers who are lepers."
What she's up to now: Garofalo is a staunch progressive activist who hosted a radio show on the left-leaning Air America network from 2004 to 2006. Soon she'll appear on the Bravo show The Girlfriend's Guide to Divorce.
Key quote: "Well guys, we've made it to the end of the summer in one piece, except for a few campers who are lepers."
What she's up to now: Garofalo is a staunch progressive activist who hosted a radio show on the left-leaning Air America network from 2004 to 2006. Soon she'll appear on the Bravo show The Girlfriend's Guide to Divorce.
Key quote: "Well guys, we've made it to the end of the summer in one piece, except for a few campers who are lepers."
What she's up to now: Garofalo is a staunch progressive activist who hosted a radio show on the left-leaning Air America network from 2004 to 2006. Soon she'll appear on the Bravo show The Girlfriend's Guide to Divorce.
2. Bradley Cooper / Ben
Key quote: "Hey, let's all promise that in ten years from today, we'll meet again, and we'll see what kind of people we've blossomed into."
What he's up to now: The Hangover franchise. Silver Linings Playbook. American Hustle. Dating supermodels.
Key quote: "Hey, let's all promise that in ten years from today, we'll meet again, and we'll see what kind of people we've blossomed into."
What he's up to now: The Hangover franchise. Silver Linings Playbook. American Hustle. Dating supermodels.
Key quote: "Hey, let's all promise that in ten years from today, we'll meet again, and we'll see what kind of people we've blossomed into."
What he's up to now: The Hangover franchise. Silver Linings Playbook. American Hustle. Dating supermodels.
3. David Hyde Pierce / Henry Newman
Key quote: "Oh fuck my cock!"
What he's up to now: Appearing on Broadway and winning a Tony Award for his role in Vanya and Sonia and Masha and Spike.
Key quote: "Oh fuck my cock!"
What he's up to now: Appearing on Broadway and winning a Tony Award for his role in Vanya and Sonia and Masha and Spike.
Key quote: "Oh fuck my cock!"
What he's up to now: Appearing on Broadway and winning a Tony Award for his role in Vanya and Sonia and Masha and Spike.
4. Marguerite Moreau / Katie
Key quote: "Listen, Coop—last night was really great. You were incredibly romantic and heroic, no doubt about it. And that's great. But I've thought about it, and my thing is this: Andy is really hot."
What she's up to now: Marguerite had short stints on Shameless and on Grey's Anatomy.
Key quote: "Listen, Coop—last night was really great. You were incredibly romantic and heroic, no doubt about it. And that's great. But I've thought about it, and my thing is this: Andy is really hot."
What she's up to now: Marguerite had short stints on Shameless and on Grey's Anatomy.
Key quote: "Listen, Coop—last night was really great. You were incredibly romantic and heroic, no doubt about it. And that's great. But I've thought about it, and my thing is this: Andy is really hot."
What she's up to now: Marguerite had short stints on Shameless and on Grey's Anatomy.
5. Michael Ian Black / McKinley
Key quote: "Why don't we say 9:30, and then make it your beeswax to be here by 9:30? I mean, we'll all be in our late 20s by then. I just don't see any reason why we can't be places on time."
What he's up to now: In 2011, he co-authored the book America, You Sexy Bitch: A Love Letter to Freedom with Meghan McCain and went on a cross-country road trip with her. He and Michael Showalter co-host a podcast called Topics together and he also starred in the Bachelor parody Burning Love.
Key quote: "Why don't we say 9:30, and then make it your beeswax to be here by 9:30? I mean, we'll all be in our late 20s by then. I just don't see any reason why we can't be places on time."
What he's up to now: In 2011, he co-authored the book America, You Sexy Bitch: A Love Letter to Freedom with Meghan McCain and went on a cross-country road trip with her. He and Michael Showalter co-host a podcast called Topics together and he also starred in the Bachelor parody Burning Love.
Key quote: "Why don't we say 9:30, and then make it your beeswax to be here by 9:30? I mean, we'll all be in our late 20s by then. I just don't see any reason why we can't be places on time."
What he's up to now: In 2011, he co-authored the book America, You Sexy Bitch: A Love Letter to Freedom with Meghan McCain and went on a cross-country road trip with her. He and Michael Showalter co-host a podcast called Topics together and he also starred in the Bachelor parody Burning Love.
6. Michael Showalter / Gerald 'Coop' Cooperberg
Key quote: "I want you inside me."
What he's up to now: Showalter wrote the parody rom-com They Came Together with his fellow Wet Hot American Summer writer David Wain.
Key quote: "I want you inside me."
What he's up to now: Showalter wrote the parody rom-com They Came Together with his fellow Wet Hot American Summer writer David Wain.
Key quote: "I want you inside me."
What he's up to now: Showalter wrote the parody rom-com They Came Together with his fellow Wet Hot American Summer writer David Wain.
7. Amy Poehler / Susie
Key quote: "OK, stop. I feel like I'm watching regional theatre, you guys. God! Am I in the Cleveland Playhouse or something? Your craft is a muscle, you need to exercise it. Take a break; think about what you've done."
What she's up to now: Starring on the final season of Parks and Rec. She also just published her first book, Yes, Please.
Key quote: "OK, stop. I feel like I'm watching regional theatre, you guys. God! Am I in the Cleveland Playhouse or something? Your craft is a muscle, you need to exercise it. Take a break; think about what you've done."
What she's up to now: Starring on the final season of Parks and Rec. She also just published her first book, Yes, Please.
Key quote: "OK, stop. I feel like I'm watching regional theatre, you guys. God! Am I in the Cleveland Playhouse or something? Your craft is a muscle, you need to exercise it. Take a break; think about what you've done."
What she's up to now: Starring on the final season of Parks and Rec. She also just published her first book, Yes, Please.
8. Paul Rudd / Andy
Key quote: "You taste like a burger. I don't like you anymore."
What he's up to now: Not aging, like, at all. Starring in They Came Together.
Key quote: "You taste like a burger. I don't like you anymore."
What he's up to now: Not aging, like, at all. Starring in They Came Together.
Key quote: "You taste like a burger. I don't like you anymore."
What he's up to now: Not aging, like, at all. Starring in They Came Together.
Ken Marino / Victor Kulak
Key quote: "Wait for me Abby Bernstein!"
What he's up to now: Marino stars in Marry Me.
Key quote: "Wait for me Abby Bernstein!"
What he's up to now: Marino stars in Marry Me.
Key quote: "Wait for me Abby Bernstein!"
What he's up to now: Marino stars in Marry Me.
9. Christopher Meloni / Gene
Key quote: "I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters."
What he's up to now: After leaving Law & Order: SVU (SOB), Meloni joined the TV show Surviving Jack, which was canceled after just one season.
Key quote: "I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters."
What he's up to now: After leaving Law & Order: SVU (SOB), Meloni joined the TV show Surviving Jack, which was canceled after just one season.
Key quote: "I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters."
What he's up to now: After leaving Law & Order: SVU (SOB), Meloni joined the TV show Surviving Jack, which was canceled after just one season.
10. A.D. Miles / Gary
Key quote: "You said you were going to... fondle your sweaters."
What he's up to now: MIles is a writer for Late Night with Jimmy Fallon.
Key quote: "You said you were going to... fondle your sweaters."
What he's up to now: MIles is a writer for Late Night with Jimmy Fallon.
Key quote: "You said you were going to... fondle your sweaters."
What he's up to now: MIles is a writer for Late Night with Jimmy Fallon.
11. Molly Shannon / Gail von Kleinenstein
Key quote: "I hope you like shrimp cocktail, because I want you to be guests of honor at our wedding next week!"
What she's up to now: Shannon was on the TV show Enlightened, and on the short-lived series Super Fun Night. More recently, she appeared in the film Life After Beth.
Key quote: "I hope you like shrimp cocktail, because I want you to be guests of honor at our wedding next week!"
What she's up to now: Shannon was on the TV show Enlightened, and on the short-lived series Super Fun Night. More recently, she appeared in the film Life After Beth.
Key quote: "I hope you like shrimp cocktail, because I want you to be guests of honor at our wedding next week!"
What she's up to now: Shannon was on the TV show Enlightened, and on the short-lived series Super Fun Night. More recently, she appeared in the film Life After Beth.
12. Elizabeth Banks / Lindsay
Key quote: Andy: "You French great." Lindsay: "You're not so bad yourself, Mr. Man."
What she's up to now: Busy being Effie in The Hunger Games.
Key quote: Andy: "You French great." Lindsay: "You're not so bad yourself, Mr. Man."
What she's up to now: Busy being Effie in The Hunger Games.
Key quote: Andy: "You French great." Lindsay: "You're not so bad yourself, Mr. Man."
What she's up to now: Busy being Effie in The Hunger Games.
13. Gideon Jacobs / Aaron
Key quote: "Gail, not to put down my own gender or anything, but men can be real — excuse the Yiddish here — insensitive schmucks."
What he's up to now: He's a creative director at MagnumPhotos and a columnist at Vice. He never married Gail.
Key quote: "Gail, not to put down my own gender or anything, but men can be real — excuse the Yiddish here — insensitive schmucks."
What he's up to now: He's a creative director at MagnumPhotos and a columnist at Vice. He never married Gail.
Key quote: "Gail, not to put down my own gender or anything, but men can be real — excuse the Yiddish here — insensitive schmucks."
What he's up to now: He's a creative director at MagnumPhotos and a columnist at Vice. He never married Gail.
14. Can of vegetables.
Key quote: "If you wanna smear mud on your ass, smear mud on your ass, just be honest about it. Look Gene, I've never told anyone this before, but I can suck my own dick, and I do it a lot."
What he's up to now: Still keeping it real.
Key quote: "If you wanna smear mud on your ass, smear mud on your ass, just be honest about it. Look Gene, I've never told anyone this before, but I can suck my own dick, and I do it a lot."
What he's up to now: Still keeping it real.
Key quote: "If you wanna smear mud on your ass, smear mud on your ass, just be honest about it. Look Gene, I've never told anyone this before, but I can suck my own dick, and I do it a lot."
What he's up to now: Still keeping it real.