24 Ways Men Have It Easier Than Women When It Comes To Clothes

Your life is so easy.

1. You can easily look put together in just a suit and tie.

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2. Your jeans are designed with pockets you can actually put stuff in.


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3. Your jeans always fit in the butt.

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Women’s jeans are made for a body that seemingly does not exist.

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4. You never have to wear high heels to formal events.


The pain! THE PAIN.

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5. Meanwhile, you guys get to wear flat shoes no matter what.

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6. And your dress shoes are so much better.

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7. You’ve never experienced the unique joy of thongs. Ever.

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8. Or a bra.

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9. Instead, you get to wear boxers.


Which are basically just comfy pajamas.

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10. You guys get to wear suspenders.

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11. And tuxedos.

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12. Plus, you get to wear bow ties with those tuxes.

Bow ties! The BEST.

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13. But don’t feel like dressing up? Your standard jeans-and-tee outfit always works.

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14. And more formal events are easily solved with a blazer and tie.


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15. Your pants are determined by separate waist and inseam measurements.

Women’s pants are given arbitrary sizes. What does a size 7/8 even mean???

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16. You wear basketball shorts like it’s no big deal.

And you can wear ‘em out and about without being accused of being a scrub.

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17. You can put on shorts without considering the state of your leg hair.

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18. You never have to contend with makeup.

Isn’t it strange that we’ve evolved culturally so that it’s socially acceptable that women wear makeup but men don’t? How’d that happen?

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19. Or pantyhose.

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20. Or losing an earring.

WHERE DO THEY ALL GO? (Island of Missing Earrings.)

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21. You don’t have to deal with blow-drying your hair.

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22. But you get to have fun facial hair.

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Bored with the way you look? Just shave your beard!


Or grow one!

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23. You can wear jeans and tees all the time.

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24. And you don’t even have to wear shirts. If you don’t want to.*

*And, oh yeah, this last one we totally don’t mind.

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