I know it's only November, but guys, ARE YOU WITH ME YET?
It's times like this when I feel like crawling into a large, cavernous sleeping bag and sleeping until the thaw.
Even better? This FUCKING BEAR SLEEPING BAG, from designer Eiko Ishizawa.
Zip yourself in and get into your true corporeal form: furry URSUS bear person.
Play ~dead~ on the bed, and then when your friends and lovers least expect it, come alive with bear rage.
The bear sleeping bag costs, like, $2,350, but can you really put a price on sleeping away six terrible months of winter?
