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Urban Outfitters Is Trying To Break Your Ankles

These “shoes” are proof.

1. This is the Y.R.U. Everest Platform Sandal

 

it retails for $79 at Urban Outfitters. The worst $79 YOU WILL EVER SPEND.

2. Why? IT IS CLEARLY AN ANKLE-BREAKING MONSTROSITY.

 

3. That looks sort of like one of these:

4. Or like one of these:

5. But mostly like this:

6. And will likely make you fall like this:

 

7. So we only have one question:

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