You flow upstream while everyone else is flowing downstream. You’ve never done what everybody else does, and you wouldn’t want to. Your tastes reflect an independent spirit. You have probably never been to a professional sports game.
You’ve got a very dog-eared copy of The Great Gatsby from reading it so many times. You sometimes think you should have been born in another era, like, maybe in Victorian times? But let’s be real: you’re not about to give up indoor plumbing, are you?
You’ve got a dark side—not in a creepy way, exactly, but in that you definitely appreciate the macabre. You’re a romantic of sorts, but a non-typical one, who probably considers reading Edgar Allen Poe poems together whilst safely out of the sun’s harsh rays the perfect date.
You like things simple, easy, and elegant. You don’t make a big fuss about most things, and you like to keep your living space and your life as clutter-free as possible. You live by the Mary J. Blige mantra of “No More Drama” and your nightmare would be to wake up in the middle of a hoarder’s den. Nope. No piles of crap and cat corpses for you.
If it was still feasible to live in treehouses as an adult, you’d probably be doing that, right? You love nature, the outdoors, cute animals, knitting (probably) and all things kind of twee. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.