Lucky Magazine Thinks This Tiny Bikini Is Supposed To Fit Every Body Type

But spoiler alert: It's only shown on skinny models.

Lucky magazine seems to think that this triangle bikini fits on the majority of bodies.

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They ran a story about the bikini with the title "The Perfect: The Triangle Bikini That Works For Almost Every Body Type."

Take a look at it. Consider wearing it. Take a deep breath. OK? OK.

To prove their point, they decided to show the suit on a variety of different bodies — like this one.

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And this one.

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NOTICING A PATTERN?

Meanwhile, Lucky Executive Fashion Director Alexis Bryan Morgan waxes poetic on this American Apparel suit's simple design.

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"It's completely fuss-free—no padding, boning, ruffles or bows—and the fact that you can adjust the string ties precisely how you want them means it works on most shapes," said Morgan.

It's pretty clear, though, that the suit has its limitations.

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Like, say, if you have a big butt, or bigger breasts that need more support than a flimsy triangle bikini can provide, or aren't super slim, or are larger than the generally wee sizes American Apparel carries (seriously, an XL at AA is like a small everywhere else).

But maybe in Lucky's world, those kinds of bodies just don't exist?

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That's a shame, because in our world, plenty of them do.