So some baby genius invented a banana slicer, you guys.
I know, you're like, that's something I didn't even know I needed.
But FIRST! Read these redonkulous Amazon reviews.
PEOPLE ARE GOING IN.
BUT WHERE IS THE BANANA STRAIGHTENER THO.
LIFE-CHANGING BANANA CONVENIENCE!
NOW I NO LONGER HAVE TO SHOOT MY BANANAS WITH A GUN!
There are more than 5,000 reviews of the fucking Banana Slicer on Amazon, so you could sit down with a few bunches of bananas and get to reading. JUST REMEMBER:
BRING YOUR OWN NANERS.
