Chest hair has so many varied and wonderful uses.
Let's celebrate its versatility.
1. To prove how much you love your BFF.
2. To give you the happiest of happy trails.
3. To celebrate the holiday season.
Tidings of comfort and joy.
4. To show your romantic side.
5. To demonstrate your artistic nature.
6. To show how Absolut(ely) sexy you are.
7. To demonstrate your patriotism.
8. To display your impressive wings.
9. To fight Deceptacons.
10. To guide lovers down the path of certain pleasure.
11. To remind yourself where your penis is.
12. Geez, guys, OK WE GET IT.
13. To show off your six-pack and cool new swimsuit.
14. Or your hard-won eight-pack.
15. As personal adornment at Burning Man.
16. To show your allegiance to your favorite superhero.
17. Ahem.
18. AHEM!
19. To keep things business casual.
Though if you can't grow it? Buy a tie.
20. To show how much you love cats.
21. To keep things optimistic.
22. To create a mighty mustache.
23. To support your favorite team.
