A Definitive Ranking Of All Of “The Bachelor” Finale Dresses

No, this is the MOST shocking rose ceremony in Bachelor history.

Last night, the 18th season of The Bachelor wrapped up.

ABC

 

Much-maligned bachelor Juan Pablo picked Nikki over Clare. (Psst that’s Clare NOT HAVING IT).

Nikki ostensibly “won” Juan Pablo, but screw that. Who cares about that guy? It’s all about the dresses.

Bravo

 

There’ve been 43,545 seasons* of The Bachelor and dresses on the show tend to follow similar styles.

 

*OK, fine, there have actually been 18 seasons, not counting spin-off shows like Bachelor Pad and its gender swap version, The Bachelorette.

But back to the finale dresses. They’re usually long, flowy, and either feature a one-shoulder or sweetheart neckline design.

Disney / Via us105fm.com

LIKE EVERY SINGLE ONE.

Presented from worst to best, here are The Bachelor looks…

22. Check out her glove game. TIGHT.

Nick Ray / ABC / Via Getty Images

Courtney Robertson (Season 16)

21. Just eh.

ABC / Via wetpaint.com

Jenni Croft (Season 11)

20. “I’m ready for our tango class.”

ABC / Via ew.com

Helene Eksterowicz (Season 2)

19. Ocean blue, one-shoulder and be-blinged.

Rick Rowell / ABC / Via Getty Images

Clare Crawley (Season 18)

18. Well, it’s yellow.

ABC / Via wetpaint.com

Melissa Rycroft (Season 13)

17. It’s possible she had secret intel on the finale — she wore white to the final rose ceremony.

Mark Wessels / ABC / Via Getty Images

Emily Maynard (Season 15)

16. Crepe-y.

ABC / Via wetpaint.com

DeAnna Pappas (Season 11)

15. Could be worse.

Bevin Nicole Powers (Season 10)

14. Sparkly!

Jennifer Wilson (Season 9)

13. Pretty-ish.

Tessa Horst (Season 10)

12. Much sparklemotion.

Dave Hagerman / ABC / Via Getty Images

Lindsay Yenter (Season 17)

11. Hitting all the Bachelor passion points: Tight, gold, one-shoulder.

Dave Hagerman / ABC / Via Getty Images

Catherine Giudici (Season 17)

10. Glitter bomb.

Sarah Stone (Season 8)

9. So flowy! (Too flowy?)

ABC / Adam Larkey / Via Getty Images

Chelsea Wanstrath (Season 12)

8. Empire-waisted.

ABC / Mark Brendel / Via Getty Images

Tenley Molzahn (Season 14)

7. Keeping it simple.

ABC / Via usmagazine.com

Estella Gardinier (Season 4)

6. Gathered one-shoulder look (again).

ABC / Mark Brendel / Via Getty Images

Vienna Girardi (Season 14)

5. Nice decorative shoulder fluff!

Mark Wessels / ABC / Via Getty Images

Chantal O’Brien (Season 15)

4. A short dress! (WHAT?)

ABC/ADAM LARKEY / Via Getty Images

Shayne Lamas (Season 12).

3. Way classy!

ABC

Mary Delgado (Season 6)

2. Purple and cowl necked!

Rick Rowell / ABC / Via Getty Images

Nikki Ferrell (Season 18)

1. So many ruffles.

Nick Ray / ABC / Via Getty Image

Lindzi Cox (Season 16)

And if you’re already in Bachelor withdrawal, don’t despair.

Rick Rowell / ABC / Via insidetv.ew.com

Season 18 third-runner-up Andi Dorfman was just confirmed as the next Bachelorette. We’re sure there’ll be a flowy gown or two on that, too.

Check out more articles on BuzzFeed.com!

Facebook Conversations
          
    Now Buzzing