4. The Tuggie
“As Seen On TV: The fuzzy sock that warms your cock.” (We’re pretty sure we’ve never seen this on TV.)
6. The Trouser Snake
Trouser snake underwear! Very sexy.*
*Not actually sexy to anyone who is not Glenn Quagmire.
7. The Toucan
Toucan Sam undies, for Fruit Loops fetishists.
10. The Sexy Sheer Look
Sheer boxers, for penis show-and-tell.
12. The Sensitive Butterfly
Fine, maybe penis butterflies are more your jam.
15. The Mouse Surprise
Women love it when small rodents come out of your underpants. Also, underwear belts.
19. The Hipster Mister
In case you forgot for a minute that you were dating a guy from Brooklyn.
24. The Rooster
For the guy who doesn’t want you to get the wrong idea.