1. It'll all begin when they ask you an innocuous question and you answer with the most romantic response of all time.
2. One or both of you will let down your hair as if you possessed the scalp of Aphrodite herself.
3. Like Patrick Swayze, they'll take off your shirt seamlessly.
4. And your bra will get unhooked automatically and without hesitation.
5. And ties? Ties will be slinked off with just the lightest yank, cascading to the floor as you pull each other closer.
6. Just to be clear though: if you have breasts, they'll be classily draped by satin sheets or shadows before, during and after.
Lest someone gaze upon your nipples, woman!