1. Inform them of your riveting evening plans:
2. Hand them a form to fill out:
3. Pull out a very comprehensive guide:
4. Tell them your name:
5. Put them in your shoes:
6. Make this face:
7. Display your charming side:
8. Direct them to this wall:
9. State the obvious:
10. Give them a friendly warning:
11. Show off your new t-shirt:
12. Point to your necklace:
13. Or your patch:
14. Or your badge:
15. Introduce them to some new role models:
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16. Be blunt:
17. Return the favor:
19. Give them a little note:
20. Do a little standup:
21. Be brutally honest:
22. Sic your pet dinosaur on them:
23. Kindly escort them to the police:
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24. And, when in doubt, use a little magic:
