1. You can’t sit in total silence without at least making a goofy face at someone.
2. And you’ll only get sillier to compensate for any awkwardness.
3. People are always recounting all the absurd things you say drunk.
4. Or sober, because you say a lot of amusingly weird things.
9. You turn heads when you dance.
Your signature moves are, uh, interesting.
11. You feel mildly intimidated when someone steals the spotlight.
12. Because two of you is literally TOO MUCH.
There’s only enough spotlight for one comedian!