1. You value your alone time above all else.
2. And you don't feel comfortable with other people in your space.
3. Having romantic feelings altogether is a foreign concept.
4. Because you're usually a pro at finding dealbreakers.
5. And letting someone in means a lot of big, confusing changes.
6. Like having to spend hours planning what you're wearing. On a DATE.
7. And analyzing your attractiveness to a maddening degree.
8. Dating also means actually leaving the house, which is always a struggle.
9. And can lead to you examining your flaws more than ever before.
10. And, of course, the greatest fear of all: rejection.
11. Gushy romantic movies never feel realistic to you, anyway.
12. And you are especially sensitive to the cheesiness of love.
13. Sure, some days, you wouldn't mind having a passionate fling.
14. But you always feel like you'll end up disappointed.
15. Or, worse, end up a heartbroken alcoholic.
16. So, for now, you're totally loving doing things for yourself, no matter what anyone thinks.
17. Because the most important relationship is the one you have with yourself, and you're doing just fine.
