15 Signs You Care More About Drunk Food Than Drinking

Let’s be honest here: pizza > beer.

1. You plan where you go out entirely around where you want to eat.

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2. And you keep an eye on the clock so you don’t get to your restaurant of choice after closing time.

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3. With every shot you take, you think of all the carbs you’ll need to soak all that alcohol up.

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4. You subtly hint at how good an end-of-night food mission would be, to plant the idea in your friends’ heads.

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5. And you gently nag your friends about every half hour to go get food.

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6. But, when all else fails, you are willing to go in it alone.

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7. You have a way better time if there’s a burger to go with your beer.

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8. Or cheese to go with your wine.

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9. And you are always a little disappointed when you attend a birthday party and you get a free shot instead of cake :(

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10. You’ve done some serious bonding at 3 a.m. diner excursions.

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The only things worth staying up that late for are breakfast foods.

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11. And your most treasured memories of nights out involve excitedly waiting in line for ALL THE FOOD.

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12. The highlight of the night is, always, hands down, the moment you drunkenly roll into bed with a sandwich.

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13. If you had to choose between getting laid and that sandwich, you’d pick the sandwich almost every time.

(OK, every time.)

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14. Honestly, you often eat so much food that you fully become sober.

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Now you’re just in a food coma.

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15. And you’re perfectly fine with that.

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