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And never takes himself too seriously, even after he's won a friggin' OSCAR.
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In fact, he gets all adorably flustered when being showered with well-deserved praise.
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And despite his success, he is delightfully bashful.
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He not only respects his fans - he totally gets them.
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He understands you. He is you.
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He makes subconscious lip-biting an art that should be studied extensively.
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He is the god of tousled hair.
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If the eyes are the windows to the soul, his reveal a soul too magnificent for this world.
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He nails playing a cowboy better than any American boy.
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He's obviously a true romantic.
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He can make even a phrase like "sexy time" sexy.
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Like you DON'T wish this was your life.
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Even when he's trying to be serious, a smile creeps in.
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Rooms literally brighten with his smile.
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He is a pure, bouncing ball of joy and sunshine here to vastly improve your life.
