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35 Reasons “Showgirls” Is A Cinematic Masterpiece

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1. It’s all about the power of friendship.

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2. There are some really creative insults.

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3. And comebacks.

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4. It has so much edge.

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5. Nomi Malone is always sticking up for herself.

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6. And you really don’t want to fuck with her on a bad day (every day).

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7. Like, one time she beat the living shit out of a guy who assaulted her best friend. Can’t forget that.

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8. Nomi and Cristal’s relationship is endlessly complex.

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9. But deep down they are the same person and just want to be stars.

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10. The nails are downright inspirational.

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11. There are some really, really dark moments.

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12. And some really interesting ones.

13. There’s the most elaborate sex scene in film history.

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14. Dat. ASS.

15. There are some impressive dance moves.

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16. The strip tease is simply titillating.

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17. Nomi stops a man from speaking through the sheer force of her vagina.

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18. But she’ll pull out a switchblade when she has to.

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19. Nomi is very proud of her assets.

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20. And she’s not afraid to show them off.

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21. There are some truly stellar one-liners.

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22. And very profound moments.

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23. Nomi’s aggression is so powerful it’s inspiring.

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24. And her dance skills are unparalleled.

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25. This movie accurately displays the struggle of not knowing designer clothes.

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26. And it’s truly revolutionary how much Nomi understands the cultural phenomenon of burritos and fajitas.

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27. There’s a lot of dry humping you just can’t resist.

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28. And it’s nice to see that despite her career choices, Nomi has standards.

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29. There is so much SASS.

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30. And unprovoked anger.

31. Like, Nomi just lashes out at people for no reason and it’s so lovely.

32. Did we mention girl can lick a pole like no one else?

33. Check out that flexibility.

34. Basically Nomi is a queen and this movie is the most underrated cinematic masterpiece in all of history.

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