20 Lip Balm Flavors That Could Ruin Food Forever

They’ve thought of everything.

1. French Fry

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You will experience true love when you meet someone wearing the ketchup counterpart. $2.95 on Fun Slurp.

2. Pizza

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You may be picky about pizza toppings, but this is one balm you can always go for. $2 on Etsy.

3. Dill Pickle

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Minus the slime factor. $2.95 on Archie McPhee.

4. Marshmallow Peeps

 

You’ll be the tastiest chick around, for sure. $1.77 on Amazon.

5. Sierra Nevada

 

You can relive all your college hookups without the 4am bathroom pilgrimage. $7.98 on Amazon.

6. Bacon

 

You can deceive your morning cup of coffee into thinking it was part of a real breakfast. $5 on Bacon Freak.

7. Kid’s Cereal

 

Childhood breakfast cereal will be a part of you 4eva~. $2.22 on Stupid.com.

8. Wasabi

 

For those who think wasabi is the most underrated part of a sushi dinner and just want to show it the love it deserves. $2.99 on Perpetual Kid.

9. Butter (Paula Deen-Style)

 

Sadly, discontinued.

10. Buttered Popcorn

 

In case you can’t decide between eating popcorn or making out during a movie. Because when DON’T you have to make that choice? $3.99 on Stupid.com.

11. Corndog

 

State fairs may be annual, but these lips are available all year long ;). $3.49 on Perpetual Kid.

12. Unicorn Farts

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No one has to know it’s just cotton candy and mint.

13. Sriracha

 

Maybe it’ll burn like real sriracha and make your lips reach Angelina Jolie-status? $4.99 on Stupid.com.

14. SPAM

 

Can’t argue with a classic.

15. Cheez-It

 

If you can’t say no to not finishing the whole box in one sitting, what makes you think you can reject this gloss?

17. Nacho

 

Specifically, the cheese part. $2.95 on Fun Slurp.

18. Cheetos

 

Sans sticky residue. Genius!

19. Brownie

 

It started with eating raw batter and ended with this. $3.99 on Stupid.com.

20. Girl Scout Cookies

 

All you ever need. $9.95 (for the party pack!) on Girl Scouts.com.

Don’t be afraid.

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