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There's a special type of hell in the world, and it manifests in the form of a broken vibrator.
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Like when a random part of it just stops working halfway through.
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Making you reflect on what treachery you possibly could have committed in a past life to deserve this.
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You're overcome with emotions you didn't even know you could feel.
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You try to compose yourself and be strong.
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But the frustration cuts too deep.
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You're pretty much ready to snap.
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Or maybe you already have.
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You're just fed up with this cruel world.
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Nobody understands you.
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Your technicolor, multi-orgasmic world has just faded to gray.
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With teary eyes, you decide to move on.
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You give your former clitoral companion a proper memorial.
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You think of the good times.
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You get innovative with replacements, thinking about your electric toothbrush WAY too much.
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If you're really hardcore, you get the job done the same way your ancestors did.
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And if you're really determined, you make that long journey outside.
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But if you're lucky, fate will throw you a bone.