1. They have an internalized phoniness detector unlike any other.
2. So with them, you have no choice but to be yourself.
3. Together, you poke fun at the madness that is living on this earth.
4. And you have someone to help you mess with people constantly.
5. As well as someone to deal with the surprised reactions afterward.
6. You can be as gross with them as you want.
7. And no one will finish your sentences as well as they do.
8. Sometimes, they're the only ones bold enough to question your life choices.
9. Or just tell you how it really is.
10. And when they do tell you the truth, it's always very creatively-worded.
11. And around them, you always feel more grounded.
12. But they'll also make you feel better when you're insecure in the most satisfying way ever.
13. And they have by far the best comebacks for your arch rivals.
14. When they apologize, they keep it real and spare you the mushy dramatic hugging.
15. And, in general, they avoid disingenuous moments by undercutting everything with humor.
16. As a result, you have some of the realest conversations you've ever had with them.
17. Because you both know who you are and are fine with sticking out.
18. And you wouldn't have it any other way.
