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    30 Fictional TV Products Everyone Wants To Own

    C'mon, you know you wanted to own Anjelica Pickles' Cynthia doll.

    julianne adams
    by julianne adams

    Community Contributor

    1. Cynthia, Rugrats

    Nickelodeon

    Dream House not included with purchase.

    2. Slurm, Futurama

    Fox

    But how addictive? We must know!

    3. DHARMA Initiative, Lost

    ABC

    Actually, leave the beans. But take the tequila.

    4. Tantrum, How I Met Your Mother

    CBS

    We could all use a little caffeine now and then.

    5. The Cornballer, Arrested Development

    Fox

    Dangerously delicious.

    6. Buddy Bands, Saved By The Bell

    NBC

    All the cool kids have them! Even Zack!

    7. Mr. Sparkle, The Simpsons

    Fox

    Because Duff Beer exists. And look at those eyes!!

    8. Valyrian Steel Sword, Game of Thrones

    HBO

    It would just make your outfit.

    9. Cheesy Poofs, South Park

    Comedy Central

    Approved by even the harshest of critics.

    10. Milk Master, Friends

    NBC / Via beerorkid.com

    With it, you too could have milk everyday! Joey repped some other great products. Like this one.

    11. Ichiban, Friends

    NBC

    It's suitable for any skin tone!

    12. Let's Potato Chips, Community

    NBC

    Community, New Girl, OITNB, Arrested Development, Parenthood, Every Show Ever

    Technically we get the real deal and TV-world doesn't. But who cares? I'd rather have the fake if that's what the Bluths are eating. By the same company who makes...

    13. Heisler Beer, New Girl

    Citytv / Fox

    New Girl, HIMYM, CSI, Desperate Housewives, It's Always Sunny, Most Other Shows

    The drink of choice in TV-world.

    14. Reptar Bars, Rugrats

    Nickelodeon

    Ohmigod YUM.

    15. Alamo Freeze, Friday Night Lights

    NBC

    Preferably served up by Matt.

    16. Log, Ren & Stimpy

    Nickelodeon

    There is no companion like it.

    17. Brockman Beer, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia

    FX

    With the official beer of Paddy's Pub, let the good times roll! Or very quickly turn into a disastrously weird situation.

    18. Acme Corporation Products, Loony Tunes

    Warner Bros.

    Road Runner/Wile E. Coyote & other Looney Tunes series

    Talk about a monopoly.

    19. Binford Tools, Home Improvement

    ABC

    Would totally work so much better than that joke set you own now.

    20. The Rural Juror, 30 Rock

    NBC

    You need a copy of this STAT.

    21. Krabby Patty, Spongebob Squarepants

    Nickelodeon

    Nothing like it this side of the ocean.

    22. Tommy Fresh, Parks and Recreation

    NBC

    From the genius mind of Tom Haverford.

    23. Snake Juice, Parks and Recreation

    NBC

    Who also created another disaster-in-a-bottle, among many other gems.

    24. Flying Car Briefcase, The Jetsons

    Hanna-Barbera Productions

    How has nobody devoted their life to making this?!

    25. Dunder Mifflin Paper, The Office

    NBC

    If you still use paper.

    26. Zoey Backpack, Zoey 101

    Nickelodeon

    Handmade by avant garde designer Zoey Brooks.

    27. Dino-crane, The Flintstones

    ABC

    This would be super handy.

    28. Finder-Spyder, Breaking Bad

    AMC

    Breaking Bad, Weeds, Heroes, The X-Files, etc...

    Definitely works better than Google.

    29. Rochelle, Rochelle, Seinfeld

    NBC

    Bette Midler stars in the Broadway adaption. It must be good.

    30. Kimmunicator, Kim Possible

    Disney

    Because you need to reach her!!

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