30 Fictional TV Products Everyone Wants To Own

C’mon, you know you wanted to own Anjelica Pickles’ Cynthia doll.

1. Cynthia, Rugrats

Nickelodeon

Dream House not included with purchase.

2. Slurm, Futurama

Fox

But how addictive? We must know!

3. DHARMA Initiative, Lost

ABC

Actually, leave the beans. But take the tequila.

4. Tantrum, How I Met Your Mother

CBS

We could all use a little caffeine now and then.

5. The Cornballer, Arrested Development

Fox

Dangerously delicious.

6. Buddy Bands, Saved By The Bell

NBC

All the cool kids have them! Even Zack!

7. Mr. Sparkle, The Simpsons

Fox

Because Duff Beer exists. And look at those eyes!!

8. Valyrian Steel Sword, Game of Thrones

HBO

It would just make your outfit.

9. Cheesy Poofs, South Park

Comedy Central

Approved by even the harshest of critics.

10. Milk Master, Friends

NBC / Via beerorkid.com

With it, you too could have milk everyday! Joey repped some other great products. Like this one.

11. Ichiban, Friends

NBC

It’s suitable for any skin tone!

12. Let’s Potato Chips, Community

NBC

Community, New Girl, OITNB, Arrested Development, Parenthood, Every Show Ever
Technically we get the real deal and TV-world doesn’t. But who cares? I’d rather have the fake if that’s what the Bluths are eating. By the same company who makes…

13. Heisler Beer, New Girl

Citytv / Fox

New Girl, HIMYM, CSI, Desperate Housewives, It’s Always Sunny, Most Other Shows
The drink of choice in TV-world.

14. Reptar Bars, Rugrats

Nickelodeon

Ohmigod YUM.

15. Alamo Freeze, Friday Night Lights

NBC

Preferably served up by Matt.

16. Log, Ren & Stimpy

Nickelodeon

There is no companion like it.

17. Brockman Beer, It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia

FX

With the official beer of Paddy’s Pub, let the good times roll! Or very quickly turn into a disastrously weird situation.

18. Acme Corporation Products, Loony Tunes

Warner Bros.

Road Runner/Wile E. Coyote & other Looney Tunes series
Talk about a monopoly.

19. Binford Tools, Home Improvement

ABC

Would totally work so much better than that joke set you own now.

20. The Rural Juror, 30 Rock

NBC

You need a copy of this STAT.

21. Krabby Patty, Spongebob Squarepants

Nickelodeon

Nothing like it this side of the ocean.

22. Tommy Fresh, Parks and Recreation

NBC

From the genius mind of Tom Haverford.

23. Snake Juice, Parks and Recreation

NBC

Who also created another disaster-in-a-bottle, among many other gems.

24. Flying Car Briefcase, The Jetsons

Hanna-Barbera Productions

How has nobody devoted their life to making this?!

25. Dunder Mifflin Paper, The Office

NBC

If you still use paper.

26. Zoey Backpack, Zoey 101

Nickelodeon

Handmade by avant garde designer Zoey Brooks.

27. Dino-crane, The Flintstones

ABC

This would be super handy.

28. Finder-Spyder, Breaking Bad

AMC

Breaking Bad, Weeds, Heroes, The X-Files, etc…
Definitely works better than Google.

29. Rochelle, Rochelle, Seinfeld

NBC

Bette Midler stars in the Broadway adaption. It must be good.

30. Kimmunicator, Kim Possible

Disney

Because you need to reach her!!

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