You know Taylor Swift, right?
But are you familiar with Austin Swift — her super cute, smart, and hilarious little bro?
No?! Well, allow me to explain why you should be...
1. He is the best award show date.
Always there while Taylor is shaking it off.
2. He comes from humble beginnings.
at the after party austin leaned down from the banquette heaving with models in vip to whisper in taylor's ear "we grew up on a FARM!!" 😩❤️
@lordemusic
#StartedFromTheFarmNowTheyHere
3. He is hot. Like, really hot.
"OH MY GOD, LOOK AT THAT FACE!"
4. He has his priorities straight.
Spent a good amount of time this morning weighing the pros and cons of having a picture of Cookie Monster for my phone's wallpaper
5. He is a wonderful uncle to Meredith Grey and Olivia Benson.
Realized while on fall break that there are essentially two kinds of cats. #MipsyandDibbles
6. He plays dirty.
7. He is sassy AF.
When someone says "you look tired" am I supposed to go to sleep right there on the spot or wait until the next time I get home?
8. He is an up-and-coming actor.
9. He has a college education AND seizes opportunities to make Taylor Swift song references.
For me a significant part of "feeling 22" includes still taking pictures of good grades so I can send them to my parents.
10. He is the definition of puberty goals.
11. He asks the most important questions.
Has anyone made a wireless hot glue gun yet? That seems like it should be a thing