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The Jersey Shore Is The Worst Place To Go For Memorial Day Weekend

Expectation vs. Reality

1. You think driving to the shore will be like this

2. But no matter how early you leave, it’s like this

3. You think your beach body is ready

4. But no matter how many crunches you do, you’re still going to look like this

5. You think all of the girls will look like this

6. Or you hope the guys look like this

7. But the girls (fake) tan too much

8. And these bedazzled gents are the regulars

9. You pretend the beach will look like this

10. But you know it looks like this

11. You think the sexy lifeguard will save you like this

12. But really the lifeguard isn’t even watching

13. You think the boardwalk will have awesome rides

14. But they’re either always broken or too unsafe

15. You assume everyone is like the cast of “Jersey Shore”

Gym. Tan. Laundry.

16. And when you realize they’re not, you feel like this

I practiced my fist pump for nothing.

17. You’re ready to party

18. But this is the night life

He probably got Bingo

19. And so you feel like this

20. You expect to sleep like this

21. But there are too many people sharing one house

22. And so the next day you drive back home like this

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