This post has not been vetted or endorsed by BuzzFeed's editorial staff. BuzzFeed Community is a place where anyone can create a post or quiz. Try making your own!Buzz·Posted on May 19, 2013'Moonrise Kingdom' Is The American, Less Magic 'Harry Potter'It's uncanny.by jtinfantCommunity ContributorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail Sam and Suzy: Are the American Harry and Hermione Sam's parents are dead. So are Harry's. Suzy fights Sam's battles. Harry would have died in the first book without Hermione. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Suzy has a cat. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF So does Hermione. Suzy and Hermione also wear strangely similar hats. Sam and Suzy like to dance. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF So do Harry and Hermione. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF It took Sam 45 minutes to get to second base with Suzy. It took Harry and Hermione 7 books, 7 movies and a dream sequence. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Sam makes a few enemies along the way. But who are we kidding? So does Harry. In conclusion Sam Shakusky and Suzy Bishop Are Harry Potter and Hermione Granger