The 32 Girliest Animals On The Internet

Real women have fur.

1. This monkey is appalled by the terrible bridesmaid dress she has to wear.

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2. This dog isn’t afraid of being “too matchy matchy.”

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3. These lady cats love white wine.

The Real Housecats of [Insert City].

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4. This pug can’t figure out what shoes go best with her outfit.

DECISIONS.

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5. This pig is just a babe.

A babe with a ruby earring.

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6. This hipster cat left her yoga clothes at home.

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7. This corgi is trying out for “Toddlers & Tiaras”.

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8. This bunny is thinking she shouldn’t have gotten wasted before putting her makeup on.

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9. This chihuahua is never drinking and accessorizing again.

New Year’s Eve 2011!!!!

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10. This horse is experiencing the shame of getting caught in her laundry-day outfit.

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11. These geese wear their Sunday Best every day.

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12. This cat has breakfast at Tiffany’s every morning.

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13. This dog only likes exotic, colored pearls.

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14. This cat is trying not to ruin her figure.

“Resist! RESIST!”

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15. This rat is hoping her groom is wearing something nicer than the candy wrapper he usually has on.

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16. This dog really wishes he didn’t have to dress up for the Lady Gaga theme party.

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17. This pig really loves chocolate.

And is of the mind that calories totally don’t count on vacation.

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18. This kitten reallllly wants to fit into Mommy’s dressy things.

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19. This frugal bunny doesn’t have to buy lipstick.

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20. This camel wishes her handler would STOP buying her lipstick.

Outtakes from Sex and the City 2.

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21. This cat wearing pink heels is so cool she has to be Instagrammed.

A kitten in heels! Kittens don’t wear heels! Irony!

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22. This duck likes to keep her delicate feathers out of the sun.

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23. This pig is too dainty for the mud.

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24. This cat is NOT sharing her heels.

Hiss!

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25. This monkey is wondering why it’s wearing a day dress for nighttime.

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26. This dog keeps it trendy on the beach.

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27. This pony is wondering WHY her owners seem to think she’s some kind of drag queen.

The pink dye was really overkill.

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28. This cat wants to turn the outfit her mom gave her for Christmas into her new scratch toy already.

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29. These chinchillas got a little out of hand during girls’ night out.

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30. This cat is fabulous.

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31. This dog is tired of paying for lousy manicures.

It’s so annoying when they don’t paint all the way down to the cuticle.

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32. This cat belongs to Chanel designer Karl Lagerfeld.

Her name is Choupette.

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Fine: here’s one manly cat.

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