Mountain Dew Announces New Breakfast Soda

The caffeine-packed Kickstart is 5% fruit juice, 95% mid-afternoon regret. Available Feb. 25!

Reed Saxon / AP

From the press release:

Available in two bold flavors, Orange Citrus and Fruit Punch, and only 80-calories per 16 oz. can, Kickstart presents a fresh alternative to the age old morning question of “coffee or juice,” by offering the best of all worlds. It combines the great taste of Mountain Dew with five percent real fruit juice and just the right amount of caffeine. It’s the ultimate morning “pick me up” that satisfies all day long.

So basically your morning will be like…

… until the afternoon comes.

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